the club

there is this club called Last-Minute-Rush-and-Almost-Get-Fished-Up club.
An analysis of the activity of two prominent members of this club , a couple of days ago when they were trying to catch a train, gathered the following data.

Members of this club do not plan anything early, and leave most things to the last moment, and the rest to chance.
Members of this club realize on the day before their 'planned' trip home after many months, that tickets are required for travelling.
Members of this club contact all their contacts, and their friends who have contacts, to somehow arrange for a couple of last minute tickets.
Members of this club realize on the afternoon of the day of their journey that they, with the help of their good friends, have procured three times the number of tickets required!!
Members of this club stay in their office in CVRaman Nagar till 1-30 pm when they have to catch the train from majestic at 5.
Members of this club, when they finally leave office at half past one, suddenly realize that they have not yet packed. One member rushes to his house in JB nagar, and the other to his uncle's house in white-field.
One member of this club suddenly remembers he has some work left, and leaves his half packed bags behind for half an hour more in office.
The other member of this club rushes back from whitefield to get to his friend who has returned to office only to discover that the back-gate of the tech-park remains closed in the late afternoon. He also realizes that there is hardly ninety minutes left for the train to depart.
This member of the club also suddenly realizes that he has to make a small trip till inner ring road to return the keys of his uncle's house.
By the time they have an hour to catch the train, these two members of the club are ready to catch the auto to majestic.
Members of this club never pay an unfair amount to auto-wallahs, even if time is not there on their side.
Members of this club, after they board an auto, suddenly realize they have to get to an atm to even pay for the auto.
Members of this club coax and persuade and threaten and plead to the auto driver to get them on time to the station.
Members of this club somehow board the train when the light is turning from yellow to green.
One member of the club suddenly realizes that the train travels via alleppey, instead of kottayam, where he has to meet somebody.
This member of the club suddenly decides he would get off at ernakulam and take the next train to kottayam.
The other member of the club faithfully bids farewell to his friend at ernakulam station at 530 in the morning, and successfully reaches trivandrum on time.

Please feel free to join this club if you are not already a member of it. ;)